These two critics (that's us) have devised our own movie rating scale. We deal in thumbs (not stars). Since we are two people the best possible rating can only be a 4 Thumbs Up and the worst possible rating can only be a 4 Thumbs Down, and the range of thumbs in between. So with that being said the rating goes something like this:
4 Thumbs UP = EXCELLENT, MUST RENT.
3 Thumbs Up = Very good, consider renting this one.
2 Thumbs Up = Good, consider renting this one.
1 Thumb Up = So-so. Only rent if nothing else on the shelf.
1 Thumb Down = Bad movie. You are not missing anything.
2 Thumbs Down = Among some of the worst movies ever made.
3 Thumbs Down = Don’t waste your time.
4 Thumbs Down = NEVER RENT THIS ONE. If you've already seen it, well then we are sorry!
This is the first installment of the Dunmar Movie Review. For a plot summary, go to the following website http://www.imdb.com/ and type in the name of the movie.
Next (Nicolas Cage) - 1 Thumb up, had potential, a little bit of a let down
Ratatouille (Animation) - 2 Thumbs up, cute movie
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (Johnny Depp) - 4 Thumbs down, Jon made a turd sound with his mouth "pthfrrrrrrb"
Ironman (Robert Downy Jr.) - 4 Thumbs up, Excellent and a must see
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (Nicolas Cage) - 3 Thumbs up, good storyline, great scenery, fun movie
The Bucket List (Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman) - 3 Thumbs up, good storyline, good characters
Sicko (Documentary) - 3 Thumbs up, interesting and should see to form your own opinions about the health care system
The Incredibles (Animation) - 2 Thumbs up, cute fun family movie
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (John Cho, Kal Penn) - 3 Thumbs up, Not a family movie but very entertaining and there's a funny Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser) cameo
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (John Cho, Kal Penn) - 3 Thumbs up, funny George Bush impersonator and another Neil Patrick Harris cameo
The Game Plan (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) - 2 Thumbs up, cute little story and we LOVE The Rock anyway
Semi - Pro (Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson) - 4 thumbs down, not worth the rent, if you want to see Will Ferrell in a funny movie rent Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
The Curse of El Charro (Us! and no one you would know) - 3 Thumbs down, BUT ONLY because we are in it...if they cut out our scene we'd give it 4 Thumbs down. Horrible flick. Still, the director managed to include a lesbian shower scene and midget bartenders... weird!
SINGLE REVIEWER (just me, Jon didn’t watch these)
The Brave One (Jodie Foster) - 2 Thumbs up, Talk about taking matters into your own hands. Good movie.
Fool's Gold (Kate Hudson, Mathew McConaughey) - 1 Thumb up, I like the scenery, if you know what I mean!
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